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From Chloe Mata, age 9, Mc Allen Texas
What did the crowd say when the ghost sang?
From Holly, a reader, Indianapolis, IN
A skeleton walked into McDonalds and ordered a milkshake and a mop.
(Get it? The milkshake would just spill onto the floor when he drank it!)
Hide Punchline
From Cam, age 6, Ramona, California
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
From Vanessa, age 8, Longview, Texas
What did the skeleton sing at the halloween party?
From Kim, Age 8, Orlando
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
From Aim, age 10, Australia
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
From Sally-Sabrina, age 10, London, England
What do you call a vampire that lives in the kitchen?
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